Monday, March 23, 2009

New Rule


I came home yesterday and found the above note pinned to the door. I seems one of the feline minions that frequent this house, peed on the kitchen counter one time too many, and without so much as a by-your-leave (I've always wanted to say that), they were all put out - Forever!! So Sid, Nancy, Mazda, Montgomery and Edison were put out. Lola was allowed to stay, as she never comes down the stairs. The cast outs wrote to their congressmen, approached the union, hired a lawyer and picketed with burning tires outside the front door. All to no avail. Bwo, was adamant, "No Cats In The House - EVER!". The covers came off the couches and the food was left out on the kitchen counters.

Now, I thought this unjust. For the record, I objected heartily to every one of these creatures when they showed up on our doorstep. But now, I feel it is unfair, to show a cat the good life, only to put him out in the cold when its not convenient. Of course, I would never say this to her face.

Tonight it's raining. They were lined up on the window sill looking sad. Look at Edison - true, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but that long shaggy coat gets very damp and he's got bronchitis.

12 comments:

The Babujanies said...

Well I just think it's a shame that you will no longer play klabberjas with bwo. It's a crying shame and there is no excuse. What are you trying to accomplish?!

jozie said...

I know, it's just shocking. I mean THE Runner up in the Israeli national klabberjas competition and he refuses to play. Period.
And I should feel bad about the bloody cats???? (I hate them all- except Buzzie the angel cat, but he is dead) The guilt trip I got today was outrageous. He kept on going off about the rain, the roads, the irrigation, public health..... the bastards, bleeding us dry I tell you.

blackpetero said...

Life is too short to play klabberjas with people who forget what's trumps. There's a man in Moscow with no shoes .....

jozie said...

wait wait wait... are you insinuating that I forget whats trumps?
That was in the old days, when I was under the influence. This is a new era dearie, and I think- you are plain chicken.

blackpetero said...

It's not you, babe. You rock all aspects of the game!

jozie said...

awwwww, so shut up and deal.

mart said...

Jo, I always believed that you will have a place in heaven. (It WILL be lonely there as most people will not)

With this act of animal terrorism, you are reducing your chances.

This makes me happy because now we can party together in hell when the time comes.

mart said...

And how did the Babujanies get their info. I tried to read the underlying subtext but did not get anything about klabberjas.

Am I misreading this blog?

blackpetero said...

The klabberjas stuff is just the kind of random data the internet was build on. It's out of the ether dude.

jozie said...

Mart, the Bubjanies and I play Lexulous on Facebook on a daily basis. There are all kinds of stuff shared in that stupid pop up chat thingie in between moves. Wanna Play?

Scarlet said...

Cats can't read...

jozie said...

Scarlet dear,
Yew should no that no 1 in da blackhousehold-o can reed ether. There r still 2 katz in da house!!!
ughhhhhhhhhhhhh