Where Have All The Glasses Gone?

We used to have dozens and dozens of glasses. No more. I heaven forbid you should need to drink some water in this house, you will most likely need to wash out a used tea cup or use an old jam jar or just drink from the tap. I have a theory as to what is going on - it's Azziza. Maybe she has some Greek stock in her gene pool and when no one is around, she puts on the music to Zorba the Greek and dances across the kitchen, hands held high above her head all the while smashing glasses on the tiled floor.

We will have to go back to Ikea one of these days, I'm tired of having to use one of the cat's bowls to take my vitamins at night.