Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Baggage

Evolution really does make some mistakes. Take the Campbells for instance. Their son, Adolf Hitler Campbell turned 3 today. They're pissed off because the local ShopRite in New Jersey refused to decorate a birthday cake with the child's full name. What is more incredible is that their other two are called, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Wow! That's some name baggage to carry through life.

2 comments:

Jozie said...

A few comments off the talkbacks:


"They could reproduce themselves silly and start an ‘army of douches’. I commented on the article that Satan Campbell had a nice ring, but they could also make themselves a Judas Campbell, and how about an Aileen Wuornos Campbell, sounds serene enough, and a Charles Manson Campbell, a Kay Kay Kay Campbell, Saddam Hussein Campbell, and don’t forget little George W Campbell.
Family picnics would be so much fun! "

"If the parents have decorated a house in Swastikas.. How hard would it have been to decorate a Birthday cake themselves? "

"I guess eugenics did have something going for it."


the best part is the mom doesn't understand why people are upset ("its just a name?") i mean, who knew NAZIS and ADOLF F____ING HITLER were touchy subjects? lol these white-trash scumbags should be shot, not for their political views (this is america) but for their obvious child abuse. with any luck, this story will cause enough people to take notice and apply pressure to PA's childrens health and welfare service and some sort of action will be taken to minimize the damage these scumbags have inflicted upon these poor kids,

This is what happens when first cousins reproduce.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievably, this fuckers are right across the river from our place in PA. Maybe they are 25 minutes away. Well, they get their 15 minutes of fame. I'm pretty sure I know what town they are in. Women there are about 250 pounds, missing teeth, and have thick arms. See what happens when you marry your sister. You get offspring named Adolf.