The Secret

The young wife is spending the weekend at a "woman's" seminar in the hills. They will do yoga, scrub auras, meditate on crystals and such. She called a while back and could not understand why I would not join her. She brightly mentioned there are a lot of "naked pregnant chicks" walking about. I am just so happy to be home, peacefully watching Zombieland. A fine movie. Ladies I will tell you the secret - all men want is to be left alone. It's true.