Friday, April 2, 2010

Got a light?

Blackwifeo is a non-vegetarian smoker. We still love her very much, though. She does have a few strange habits. She is a smoker that never has a light. There are dozens of lighters around the house but she never has one when she needs one. So a few days she bought a pack of 10 match boxes. This morning when I opened the patio door, I was greeted by the sight above - six of the boxes lying there sadly. Now, bwo is one of those people who when she buys a dozen pens, opens the box and spreads them around the house. I claim they are therefore lost immediately. I on the other hand am the type of person that will take out ONE pen, use it till it is finished (or bwo borrows it and immediately loses it), and only then take out a second.

Needless to say, the six boxes of matches on the patio were soaked by the sprinklers early this morning and are thus useless.

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