Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Some Dude

Some dude hit upon my wife today. The story as she tells it is that she was driving along in her car (the mizbeleh) when some dude on a motorcycle pulled up beside her and gave her the beady eyeball. He followed her onto Itzhak Sadeh Street (the road our HaNevel leads into) and flagged her down. "He asked for a cigarette" she claims. "What you flagged me down just to ask for a smoke?", she asked some dude. He then told her, no he just wanted to talk to her. "Leave me alone, I'm married" she quipped in response.

She then rushed home to proudly tell me this story. Look, I know she is a beauty. I'm surprised that more dudes don't hit on her. Funny thing is she's been walking on cloud nine ever since. I never knew that being hit upon was so very good for one's self esteem.

5 comments:

Jozie said...

You better believe it. His bike was very cool too. (I don't think he smokes tho, cause he refused a light)

Anonymous said...

oh absolutely! you have no idea!c

Jozie said...

oh, and he didn't give me the beady eyeball. It was more like nudge nudge wink wink...

Anonymous said...

Time you started thinking about a bike , maybe your wife might think you are cool too!!!!!!!!!!

Rob said...

No offense to Jo (who definitely deserves the hit), but I first read this as a hit, like a punch or car crash...

So, I started to think "give me his details, I'll send my boys around"...