O.K.

1:41pm  I just received the following text from blackwifeo "Prepare yourself. I have changed the bedroom. :-)" Updates will follow.

5:30pm The bed is now at a diagonal stretching from the corner with the windows into the middle of the room. Blacknephewo's triangular table from hell is strategically placed behind the bed and holds the wireless router and phone and bedside lamp. It's a completely new look; in the nearly eleven years we have been here, I thought she had tried every conceivable combination, but we have never had the bed on a diagonal. I am not sure of the feng shui, but as they say, a change is as good as a blow to the head.