The Love Camp

So the wife is going off on a women's only "seminar" tomorrow. She is tired and frazzled after a long hot summer and so is going to the hottest place on earth - Sinai. It seems the "love seminar" advertised above, is perfect for her current state of mind. Not to worry they won't just be singing kumbaya around the fire, there will be Shiatsu, massage, reflexology, numerology (and maybe even some Kabbalah!). Even better the woman leading the whole thing is a "past life therapist". What does that mean? She helps you over psychological problems you had in your previous lives?

The place they will be staying at in Sinai (Sultana Village, near Nuwebba) is "well known for its personal service and excellent food". The rooms are air-conditioned, have showers and security. No sleeping on the beach and eating canned hummus for my love. So you think they will bang drums and howl at the moon? Good luck babe, have a good rest - we'll leave all the dishes till you get back.