It's Not Fair

In 1977 I was in 12th grade. My life was poisoned by Disco. That was the year of Staying Alive by the Bee Gees. I hate that song (and the most you will get here is a link to it). It's well known (to me at least) that the Bee Gees (and the Beach Boys) are the cause of all that's wrong in the world.

I was horrified this week when all over the BBC the annoying beat and high pitched whine of the Bee Gees contaminated my serious news. It appears that Staying Alive has the perfectly annoying beat for performing CPR. 103 beats a minute. So there is no peace for the wicked, disco is here to stay. Here watch this CPR video if you can stomach it (or have the heart).