Hey You!!

Yes you! You know I'm talking to you! Yes you, the Rabbi dude, dressed in your black jacket, white shirt furry hat. I mean you driving the white Mitsubishi with the "Mashiach Now" bumper sticker, standing next to me at the traffic light on Sderot Yerushalayim. Look, I can see you picking your nose. I'm sitting here watching you wipe your finger on the window. I see you examining your finds - maybe you're looking for gold. Please be reasonable and make sure you wash before you shake hands with any of your congregation. OK. Sometimes I just wonder.