Enough, I say.

While I'm very sad to say goodbye to my family, I think it's time we went home. Any more time here and we will be completely bankrupt and I'll weigh 500 pounds. America is a land of excess, and the shopping and eating here has gone beyond the extreme. The first package (weighing 50 pounds) was mailed today, and there is easily enough to fill all eight allowable cases on the the flight back. I haven't stopped eating since I arrived and will have to go on a serious salad only diet when we get back. Well, it's not long now. But first I need to take my carnivorous wife for Texas BBQ.